Crying Fowl

Dear birds, squirrels, rabbits and unknown woodland creatures,bird poo

You showed up in my yard. I have fed you faithfully for years.

Crackers, stale bread, etc. I even let you pilfer my garden vegetables.

But, I must apologize.

I gave you some high fiber biscuits recently.

You took them, unknowingly, and graced my deck with your ample “production”.

Message received.

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31 Responses to Crying Fowl

  1. … heh heh heh… that’ll learn ya!

  2. LaVagabonde says:

    If it’s from rabbits, it will make good fertilizer.

  3. OMG ! Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh.

  4. Oh dear. Ha ha. Get out the hose. Happy 4th.

  5. hahaha – love this van! ❤
    Diana xo

  6. I did have to chuckle, Van. Have a Happy Fourth of July! The mockingbirds are eating all of my strawberries. 😉

  7. mandy says:

    Lol, oh Van, do I ever relate!! I thought it would be wonderful to plant 20 trees in my back yard, fill them with bird-feeders…My windows –oh my windows, trying to get a view through the doo! 😀

  8. ninamishkin says:

    Adorable post. Probably not-so-adorable deck.

  9. Angie Mc says:

    Great post made greater by the fact that you banged this out in 15 minutes?! Will you send me some of your secret magic potion, please? 😀

  10. Poor creatures! I wonder if they would have trusted that “bread” again.

  11. George says:

    Very funny. Unfortunately, I know the feeling all too well.

  12. markbialczak says:

    Oh, how poop happens, Van. No Triscuits for you, wild things!

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