Wookin’ Pa Nub

With internet access, it is easy to verify song lyrics. It might just be taking away the mystery, and a bit of fun.

When artists created their LP (Long Playing) record albums in the past, they would often include printed lyrics on the inside cover. But many did not.

It led to some very colorful misinterpretations,  Misheard Lyrics.

Bad Moon Rising” .

Don’t go around tonight, well it’s bound to take your life. There’s a bad moon on the rise.

Don’t come around tonight. It’s bound to take all night. There’s a bathroom on the right.

“Margaritaville”

And all of those tourists covered with oil.

All of those tunas covered with oil.

“Blinded by the Light”

And she was blinded by the light. Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.

And she was blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, you know, to run her in the night.

“Stairway to Heaven”

If there’s a bustle in the hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now.

If there are busses in your hedgerow, just call your lawnman.

“Bohemian Rhapsody”

He’s just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from his monstrosity.

He just a poor boy from a poor family, sparing his life for his four sausages.

“Rock the Casbah”

Sharif don’t like it. Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!

And he don’t like it. Rock the cash bar, rock the cash bar.

“Smells Like Teen Spirit”

A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido.

A mulatto, a big wino, a mosquito and a beetle.

“Lady Marmalade”

Creole Lady Marmalade.

Frito-Lay and marmalade.

“Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”

The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

A girl with colitis goes by.

“Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough”

Keep on with the force, don’t stop ’til you get enough.

Come on with the coleslaw, don’t stop ’till you get enough.

“Big Yellow Taxi”

Don’t it always seem to go, that you don’t know what you got ’till it’s gone. They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Donut holes, they seem to go, but you don’t know what you got ’till it’s gone. You pay paradise, put up a parkin’ lot.

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And from a classic SNL sketch, Buckwheat Sings.

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Chicken and Egg

Chick-Fil-A is taking on the role of Sam-I-Am. They want us to believe that it is okay to eat chicken and eggs for breakfast.

Together.

When they opened a new store in the area near my work, they brought us samples of their chicken biscuit breakfast sandwich. I’d never considered eating fried chicken for breakfast, but it tasted pretty good.

Then they went and added the egg. And I gasped.

How can you eat the entire life cycle of an animal in one product ?

There is a reason why you will never see a “chicken omelet” on a diner menu.

Ham, bacon, vegetables of all sort, seafood, dried beef or sausage gravy all seem to blend well with eggs and have been enjoyed forever.

But chicken ? That’s where I draw the line. It just seems like culinary sacrilege.

They are airing a new commercial that features the famous Chick-Fil-A cow doing rooster impressions on the front lawn.

Very cute, even clever.

But I still won’t eat the featured breakfast, a bowl of scrambled egg, hashbrowns and fried chicken nuggets.

Is this just so wrong ???

“I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!”

With much respect and love for Theodor Seuss Geisel and his 1960 “Green Eggs and Ham”, which has sold over 8 million copies.

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One Minute

“In spite of everything I shall rise again: I will take up my pencil, which I have forsaken in my great discouragement, and I will go on with my drawing.”  Vincent VanGogh

 

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Toys “Were” Us

Cabbage Patch Doll. 1983.

Teddy Ruxpin. 1995.

Tickle Me Elmo. 1996.

Furby. 1998.

Pokemon. 1999.

Nintendo, XBox, Playstation. Forever.

These are just a few of the toys that made us lose our mind.

Marketing strategies stirred up popularity, kids begged for their favorites from Santa. Manufacturing shortages led to holiday shopping riots.

It brought out the “ugly” in parents on a global basis.

Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is reduced to tears, caught up in the Christmas Eve frenzied search for a fictional hot toy in the 1996 film “Jingle All the Way.”

This past September, retail giant Toys “R” Us  announced that it had filed for bankruptcy. Weeks later, it issued its Christmas wish catalog, saying the brick and mortar stores will be open for holiday shopping.

It seems like the writing was on the wall when they announced the closure of their flagship store in Times Square at the end of the 2015 holiday season.

NYC. Times Square 2015

The mammoth store, that featured a working Ferris wheel, a life-size Barbie house, and a 10 ft. animatronic T- Rex, closed just months after F.A.O. Schwarz, the palace of unique, traditional toys featured in Tom Hanks’ movie “Big.”

It seems like toy stores are going the way of the mall in 2017 America.

And that’s too bad. Or is it ?

Parents won’t be lined up at midnight on a cold Black Friday night to get this year’s hottest toy, electronic baby monkeys called Fingerlings.

They’ll be stationed at their computer, waiting to connect to Amazon.

And if you find yourself in the city that never sleeps, you can shop from 8 am to 2 am at the Gap/Old Navy store that just opened in that choice location on Times Square.

October 2017.

 

 

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Nevermore

I had a Halloween encounter today.

With a raven.

Photo. Julian Robinson.

A pair of these huge beauties have been hanging around my neighborhood all summer.

I thought they were crows.

Until today.

Crows have a different shaped tail, and travel in larger groups.

Getting ready for the time change this weekend, I’ve moved the morning dog walk back to about 10 a.m.

It is really quiet here at that hour. No morning commuters or school buses, too early for the lunch break at the local convenience store.

Quiet.

This guy caught our attention with a deep- throated whistle as he perched on a fence post. We stopped, exchanged a glance, moved on.

As we rounded the block, he showed up again, this time on a front lawn, making a very different guttural sound, seemingly aimed at us.

Just then, a black hearse came up the street. No real surprise, since there is a funeral director who lives nearby.

And then, a pickup truck, towing a black sedan. The raven flew over, flapping his huge wings, joining his partner on a nearby rooftop.

Curious and curiouser.

Happy Halloween.

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Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!

Leave my loneliness unbroken!

quit the bust above my door!

Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”

Edgar Allen Poe. 1845

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The Million Dollar Tip

He didn’t have change to tip the courier who brought a message to his Tokyo hotel room.

So Albert Einstein wrote him a brief note on hotel stationery, telling him it might be of some value later.

M. Kahana.  2017 photo. Getty Images.

The 1922 message has been called Einstein’s “Theory of Happiness”, and yesterday sold at a Jerusalem auction for a reported $1.5 million.

Translated from the original German text, it reads…

“A quiet and modest life brings more joy than a pursuit of success bound with constant unrest.”

The bidding war quickly escalated, by phone and online, for an item having a pre-auction estimate of $5000 to $8000. The European buyer chose to remain anonymous.

There is no mention of how this Japanese bellboy’s treasure got into the hands of the seller, a Hamburg resident who also remained anonymous.

Note: There was a second handwritten note penned by the Nobel Prize winning theoretical physicist which read “Where there’s a will, there’s a way”. It is not getting the same attention, nor the same value, as the happiness quote.

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Trick or Treat

If you contribute to the estimated $3. billion in Halloween candy sales in the US, you might be interested to know what is most popular in your state.

The surprising winner was candy corn, selected by at least 6 states.

Huh ??

Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Garden

For me, it has to have chocolate, and maybe nuts and or peanut butter. So, for sure Reese Cup, Snickers, Butterfinger, M & M peanut.

We’ve never been a fan of “Fun Size”, and since we average only 30 to 40 visitors, have turned to salty snack bags and cookies for the past few years.

Chips, pretzels, popcorn, and this year, Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies will be on tap.

Candystore.com has collected sales data for the past 10 years, and provides the interactive map.

https://www.candystore.com/blog/facts-trivia/halloween-candy-map-popular/

Including costumes, decorations and other festivities, the National Retail Federation estimates that $9.1 billion will be spent on Halloween this year, and not just on humans.

For the past 27 years, a dog parade and costume contest has been held in New York City, drawing a national crowd. This past weekend, the Tompkins Square event awarded its first prize to this NYC double-decker bus full of French bulldog tourists.

Photo by Eduardo Munoz Alvarez/Getty Images

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